the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.
cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
cm: yeahhhh!!!!
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
cm: yeahhhh!!!!
by emontecratos January 4, 2011
your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
by Ishta October 7, 2006
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 15, 2011
Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.
Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”
“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
by Jeremayne October 3, 2023
As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021