pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

by emontecratos January 4, 2011

pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011