push man

When your friend is gettin head you come in from no where and push the girls head down on his dick to make her go further down his dick. By doing this you are a Push Man. Being a "PM" isn't a thing, it's an honor to be.

My friend was a push man for me with my girlfriend

push man by Jman26 February 23, 2015

push mango 

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.

"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"

push mango by Mark R. April 11, 2005

pushman 

A Pushman is defined as being the extra person or persons assisting a pallet jack operator by pushing the load from behind and card carrying member of the PGA. When operating a pallet jack tremendous loads are encountered where thousands of pounds may need to move around a warehouse floor. In the event of a load that is too heavy or unstable for a Tillman (pallet jack operator) to maneuver alone he will call for a Pushman/Pushmen to assist.

A Pushman does not operate the till of the pallet jack as that is a completely different union entirely. Pushmen are the highest paid union jobs in the world and it is known that the PGA or Pushman’s Guild of America controls north and south American commerce with all other international commerce falling under the purview of the Pushman’s International United or PIU.

Membership in the PGA and PIU is highly regulated and exclusive as both unions are clandestine thus not much is known about admissions. When speaking with the head of the PGA the Grand Pooba Master Pushman Tier Four with Purple Castor Accent, Marshall Poosh, he simply stated “You are either born a Pushman or you’re not.”

To identify a Pushman one must simply ask for their card. Pushman cards come in two forms, a solid 24 karat gold union card that resembles a credit card with embedded rubies for years of service or the watch. The watch is solid gold and of Swiss construction obtained by pushmen upon reaching the level of Master Pushman tier 7.

Hey this load is too heavy for me to move alone, I need a pushman! You know what, make it two!

pushman by Zack Rocket April 30, 2022