purple cunt 

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

purple cunt by Brynjella November 7, 2007

purple cunt 

A cunt that is pruple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

purple cunt by Brynjella November 4, 2007

Purple cunt smurf 

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

Purple cunt smurf by Assilemann February 4, 2016

Cunty Purple

The immature dumb nickname that Lily Orchard uses when whining about Starlight Glimmer

"Looks like Cunty Purple is at it again." - Lily Orchard

Cunty Purple by Lmao27 August 5, 2025