A bunch of religious zealots, name "puritans" for their faith in the olde ways, who left Europe to come to America and kill all the natives! Nice guys, eh?
The puritans were the founders of America...THOSE DIRTY BASTARDS!
by Anti-Patriot November 30, 2003
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A person who loves Jesus and would never do drugs, have sex, or wear inappropriate clothing. They also go to church all the time and try to be the best they can be.
Jasmia: Hey Lexi you're such a good innocent Puritan! Keep staying above the influence a doing your homework!

Lexi: Thank you Jasmia. Praise Jesus!
by TARZAAAAN November 11, 2012
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Usually Western, less often Europian activist, who tries to westernise Asian art on Twitter and other platforms, to be acceptable.
Man, I've drown a picture of anime girl with big chest, and some puritan changed her breast size
by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021
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Someone who gets offended by a sexy female character
That stupid ass male feminist is such a puritan, getting offended by that waifu
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a person with a high code of morals.

usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.

At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.

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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
by yob boy July 7, 2005
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Puritanism kills democracy, human rights, and free speech (remember ad hominem, cancel culture and doxxing which come as a bundle?)
by Sir. B April 15, 2022
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adj.) new england slang meaning outdated, or just stupid.

you're so puritan, man, you listen to grunge.
by alexisgojohnson May 12, 2006
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