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A bunch of religious zealots, name "puritans" for their faith in the olde ways, who
left
Europe
to come to
America
and kill all the natives! Nice guys, eh?
The puritans were the founders of
America
...THOSE
DIRTY
BASTARDS
!
Puritans
by
Anti-Patriot
November 30, 2003