verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."
noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."
noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
by ATMJess May 27, 2007
when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb
by bill December 2, 2003
by dpulver94 January 22, 2014
A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2021