Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.
" Did you hear that douche Tyler pulling a Romney last night? He was eviscerating the military complex all night with those OWS girls and then those two hot soldier babes came in and he was all of the sudden making up stuff about how the military causes more good than harm and how he wishes he could serve. "
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.