Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.
" Did you hear that doucheTyler pulling a Romney last night? He was eviscerating the military complex all night with those OWS girls and then those two hot soldier babes came in and he was all of the sudden making up stuff about how the military causes more good than harm and how he wishes he could serve. "
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!