pull a toobin 

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

pull a toobin by Winkchester October 19, 2020

pull a toobin 

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

pull a toobin by Winkchester October 19, 2020

pull a Tobin 

Going away for a long, long (>3 hours) time when you say you're only going to be away for a very short time (e.g. 10-30 minutes).

Piet: Hey, I'm gonna be back in 10 minutes; gotta eat!
Henk: Okay!
*3 Hours later*
Piet: Hey, I'm back!
Henk: Don't pull a Tobin on me anymore, please...

pull a Tobin by VeniVidiVici June 21, 2013