Pull a Noah

(verb) A ridiculous habit of needing to hit 12 hours per night in order to function like a regular human. Anything less results in temporary shut down after lunch and significant decrease in frontal lobe activity.

Person A: Where have you been?!
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?

or

Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.

by singsingtuesday October 17, 2019

Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.

Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.

by aaaaclls March 27, 2009

Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back

You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah

by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018

Pull a noah

Being bad at something or messing up at anything

You pull a noah just now!! You died!!!

by Mr. Yin July 17, 2016

Pull a Noah

Dating 10 girls in one week

Hey bro I dare you to “pull a Noah”

No way bro i’m not that mean

by jojo851 March 13, 2020

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

pull a keira likes noah

pulling a "keira likes noah" means that when your really obessed or obsessing over somebody.

"dayum I'm really pulling a keira likes noah card rn" "this is really a keira likes noah situation" "she's about to pull a keira likes noah"

by shayleigh angelica October 26, 2021