Amy: I have such a bad stomach bug, i've puked at least 5 times.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.
by lqiwaenrdtay October 27, 2020
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 04, 2018
It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.
by Velozity November 02, 2019
"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?
by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019
Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.
by ol' saddleface September 06, 2016
Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
by Julesheart January 08, 2024