pudding bowl

n. A type of haircut, specifically one done at home by an unskilled hair-cutter. A pudding bowl is placed over the head of the person requiring the haircut, then the cutter trims any hairs that protrude below the rim of the bowl. This leaves the hair cut in the shape of the pudding bowl used as a guide for the cut.

For examples see early pictures of The Beatles, then imagine the same thing attempted by an alcholic single-mother, while half cut, at 1 am.

A contender for the most universally unsexy haircut ever.

Nice pudding bowl, freak. Did your whiskey-drinking mum do that?

Hair cut?
Hair cut?
You got a _scare_ cut!

pudding bowl by Seej July 7, 2006

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Pudding bowl

A woman that sleeps around a lot. Similar to the word cum dumpster.

"Did you hear the rumours about the new girl,,
"Yeah I heard she's a pudding bowl,,

Pudding bowl by Chaotic crowlia November 2, 2023

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pudding bowl • pudding • Pudding Cup • pudding pop • pudding boy • pudding bum • pudding head • Pudding Face • Pudding feet • pudding hammock

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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