Pyke's Law

For every good event or thing that happens, something equal to or worse will counter it.

I hate Pyke's Law, I got my new drivers license, but now my grandma died.

Pyke's Law by dalek1111 July 22, 2020

Jack Pryer

The biggest aussie bogan who is also a grade B thot. he is honestly one of the most annoying person, especially because during break times he boots the ball to the other side of the oval.

Person 1: "Did you say Jack Pryer was coming?" Person 2: "Yeah, Honestly I'm thinking of not going anymore"

Jack Pryer by Jeqpryer May 28, 2017

pyke

Pyke is the League Of Legend champion, who is the water man with the water knife

when the blood group is lower than 30% and they see the pyke with full lethality

-Oh fuck

pyke by Mah name iz Jeff September 13, 2018

pyrker

an act of "geocheating".
when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic sexual intrusion.

named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of "i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk ass".

he pulled a pyrker.
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i'll beat your kinky ass!

pyrker by epij December 14, 2010

Pryle

An amazing surname for the totally and utterly reserved list of solid as fuck awesome people around the world.
Not to be confused with the Poker hand of the same name.
Pryle's are the social elite and have an elegant yet understated regal grace to them. If you were ever going to marry into a family just to aquire a surname, marry a fucking Pryle.

Lady 1:"Who the fuck is that, I've just creamed my pants?"
Lady 2:"Holy Shit, he is a God!"
Man 1 :"Never mind the awesomness of him, look at his wife, I've just jizzed in my kecks!"
Bystander: "They are Pryle's you dumb ass peasants, do not make eye contact or you will instantly go insane."
Lady 1: Jesus Christ!!!!!! and I'm Jewish!

Pryle by eddy1975 September 25, 2010

Prekend

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend

“James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”

Prekend by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

pryke