pryke

A cunt

He is a pryke

pryke by Hair cat January 1, 2021

Pyke's Law 

For every good event or thing that happens, something equal to or worse will counter it.

I hate Pyke's Law, I got my new drivers license, but now my grandma died.

Pyke's Law by dalek1111 July 22, 2020

Jack Pryer 

The biggest aussie bogan who is also a grade B thot. he is honestly one of the most annoying person, especially because during break times he boots the ball to the other side of the oval.

Person 1: "Did you say Jack Pryer was coming?" Person 2: "Yeah, Honestly I'm thinking of not going anymore"

Jack Pryer by Jeqpryer May 28, 2017

pyke 

Pyke is the League Of Legend champion, who is the water man with the water knife

when the blood group is lower than 30% and they see the pyke with full lethality

-Oh fuck

pyke by Mah name iz Jeff September 13, 2018

pyrker 

an act of "geocheating".
when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic sexual intrusion.

named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of "i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk ass".

he pulled a pyrker.
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i'll beat your kinky ass!

pyrker by epij December 14, 2010

Pryle 

An amazing surname for the totally and utterly reserved list of solid as fuck awesome people around the world.
Not to be confused with the Poker hand of the same name.
Pryle's are the social elite and have an elegant yet understated regal grace to them. If you were ever going to marry into a family just to aquire a surname, marry a fucking Pryle.

Lady 1:"Who the fuck is that, I've just creamed my pants?"
Lady 2:"Holy Shit, he is a God!"
Man 1 :"Never mind the awesomness of him, look at his wife, I've just jizzed in my kecks!"
Bystander: "They are Pryle's you dumb ass peasants, do not make eye contact or you will instantly go insane."
Lady 1: Jesus Christ!!!!!! and I'm Jewish!

Pryle by eddy1975 September 25, 2010

Prekend 

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend

“James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”

Prekend by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018