prrrfume

Highly-odiferous farts, especially ones that "purr like a kitten" on their way out.

Girl, frantically trying to stop her half-asleep guy-friend who's groggily starting to "ventilate" the bed-clothes after "letting one rip": Hey, don't flap da covers, Dude --- don't let da prrrfume out to stink up da entire bedroom!

by QuacksO December 29, 2018