(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
by high speed and hooah November 23, 2010
A game made by Enix for PS one. It includes voices and graphics. A remake of the game was made for PSP.
by Domiblue January 5, 2008
When you forget to disconnect from your social networking account and a friend of yours writes an inappropriate feed for everyone to see.
I left my facebook account connected yesterday and Mark took the opportunity to post "I like penises" on my wall, I hate it when he profile frames me.
by Basketpierce April 19, 2010
It is the profile one has on any sex related social media site that displays pictures of ones genitals anonymously; The act of sharing pictures of ones genitals to establish genital attraction.
After she checked out my Pubic Profile, Homegirl was like "I got time for that!" She said I had dick for days but still wanted some gas money in the am. But gas be cheaper than trying to feed her. FML
by kungfumermaid March 9, 2015
by Andre Sham November 20, 2009
Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.
Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.
by heypresto December 13, 2010
A black profile is when the screen of a profile has a black background. It usually happens when the user is depressed or protesting something.
by Charlie-Greenland June 27, 2018