Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 8, 2010

Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.

Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
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by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

profane

racist

unholy, contaminated, infiltrated, worldly, mixed, mutt, not pure, impure, not purebred, secular, godless, desecrated, spoiled, idolatrous, pornographic, pornography

generally, of an edomite

"Their liger and their tigon is just as profane as kimora lee simmons."

by Vita Smart July 31, 2022

Profaning

The act of moving the earth away from the sun in an effort to save the human race

"Mr.president it seems that our only hope to save the universe is by profaning

by George eggington March 4, 2016

Liquid Profanity

Profanity that can mean something good or bad regardless of sentence structure.

The teacher wasn't sure whether the student was complementing her or insulting her. The teacher asked the student to explain his use of liquid profanity.

by Deffi Man May 25, 2021