Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015

Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

by buyer_beware March 5, 2019