Public Privacy

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

by Bnacov March 28, 2008

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privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR

Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.

by Solarys May 29, 2018

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Privacy-Screen

A commonly used office device for your computer screen. Initially used for "privacy". Now more commonly used to goof off at work without having to worry as much about shoulder surfers or your boss checking what your working on.

My job has been so stressful lately, but now that I got this new privacy-screen I don't have to 'look' busy all day. It's great!

by warcraftwoman August 2, 2010

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