prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.

bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."

prime the pump by Taters1985 January 14, 2009

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prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

prime the pump by awhellnaw January 11, 2008

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Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

Prime the pump by RodthaTripod October 24, 2015

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Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

Prime the pump by Skegle king March 13, 2023

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Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

Primed for the Pump by timesize December 28, 2020

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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