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Pretty Wild

Show on E! that features Tess Taylor, Alexis Neiers, Gabby Neiers, and a psychopath mom. The show was set up to take the ratings while Keeping up with the Kardashians was in between seasons.

Common plots include Alexis freaking out because a magazine said she wore 6 inch heals to court when she really only wore 4 inch heals, Mom (Andrea Arlington) freaking out because her daughters don't respect her, the girls doing little freaky prayers to some character out of "The Secret" book, and the girls trying on clothes.
Alexis is definitely the hottest one of the bunch, even though she is going to jail next month for her part in the bling ring robberies (she is clearly guilty).
It gets kind of ridiculous.
Dialogue from Pretty Wild

Max (Tess Taylor's boyfriend): "Do you think it is ok for Lexi to go to Cabo even though she is a pending felon?"
Tess: "Absolutely, why wouldn't it be?!???"
Pretty Wild by adri0801 May 11, 2010
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Pretty Wild

Someone’s actions or behaviour are unusual for good of for bad.
He’s yelling at his mom! That’s pretty wild.
She was the only one who stayed sober at the party. Pretty wild, if you ask me.
Pretty Wild by alexwinehouse June 9, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026