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press check 

The act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a penis. This act is to help discover if a "woman" is truely a tranny or not.
The term press check was lifted from the firearm community when dealing with firearms. In this form, the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber. Similar to the the other definition -- Checking to see if the "girl" is loaded.
"What!?! You got blown by a tranny in Thailand? You didn't do a press check before you dropped trow? I call bullshit, faggot!"
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press check 

A device or large box shaped object that has been reported to be able to diagnose problems on a printing press by some magical method.
the press check cost a lot of real money not magical money.
press check by press tech March 22, 2009

Press Check'd

To get pwned by a, or by any combination of the following:

-A graphic designer
-A printing press
-A printing technology/graphic communications student
-A piece of paper/several pieces of paper
-Kyle T. Webster (see "Original Design Gansta")
Guy: "Why isn't Photoshop working?!"

Graphic designer: *double clicks the Photoshop icon*

Guy: "…Oh."

Graphic designer: "You've been press check'd. Like a boss."
Press Check'd by PressCheck'd August 6, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026