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press check 

The act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a penis. This act is to help discover if a "woman" is truely a tranny or not.
The term press check was lifted from the firearm community when dealing with firearms. In this form, the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber. Similar to the the other definition -- Checking to see if the "girl" is loaded.
"What!?! You got blown by a tranny in Thailand? You didn't do a press check before you dropped trow? I call bullshit, faggot!"
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press check 

A device or large box shaped object that has been reported to be able to diagnose problems on a printing press by some magical method.
the press check cost a lot of real money not magical money.
press check by press tech March 22, 2009

Press Check'd

To get pwned by a, or by any combination of the following:

-A graphic designer
-A printing press
-A printing technology/graphic communications student
-A piece of paper/several pieces of paper
-Kyle T. Webster (see "Original Design Gansta")
Guy: "Why isn't Photoshop working?!"

Graphic designer: *double clicks the Photoshop icon*

Guy: "…Oh."

Graphic designer: "You've been press check'd. Like a boss."
Press Check'd by PressCheck'd August 6, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026