A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
by lrb323 December 12, 2010
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal May 29, 2018
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
by ParisianPrincess April 2, 2022
George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"
Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013
by grrr.co.uk November 28, 2020