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pre-millennial psychic expectancy 

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
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premillennialist 

A phrase used online to decribe people born between the years 1972 and 1978
My friend Devon? He is a premillennialist.

premillennialism 

1. a word whose definition offends people so much that they recommend it for deletion, but don't bother to add their definition to refute it, because they know premillenialism is BS
1. Delete the definition, it's so offensive! What's wrong with it? Well...I DON'T AGREE WITH IT!

perimillennial 

(noun, adjective)

A person who isn’t actually a millennial but says or does things that scream millennial energy — like unironically calling themselves a “smol bean” or referencing avocado toast like it’s 2015.

Usage as noun:
“Remy’s Gen Z friend just said ‘adulting is hard’ — what a perimillennial.”

Usage as adjective:
“That Pinterest board is so perimillennial it hurts.”

Etymology:
A blend of peri- (meaning “around” or “near,” like in perimenopause) and millennial, used to describe someone orbiting the millennial aesthetic or mindset without actually being part of the generation.
Ryan: “Ugh I miss Vine.”
Remy: “That was so perimillennial of you.”
perimillennial by Rrrrremy May 9, 2025