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pre-millennial psychic expectancy 

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
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premillennialist 

A phrase used online to decribe people born between the years 1972 and 1978
My friend Devon? He is a premillennialist.

premillennialism 

1. a word whose definition offends people so much that they recommend it for deletion, but don't bother to add their definition to refute it, because they know premillenialism is BS
1. Delete the definition, it's so offensive! What's wrong with it? Well...I DON'T AGREE WITH IT!

perimillennial 

(noun, adjective)

A person who isn’t actually a millennial but says or does things that scream millennial energy — like unironically calling themselves a “smol bean” or referencing avocado toast like it’s 2015.

Usage as noun:
“Remy’s Gen Z friend just said ‘adulting is hard’ — what a perimillennial.”

Usage as adjective:
“That Pinterest board is so perimillennial it hurts.”

Etymology:
A blend of peri- (meaning “around” or “near,” like in perimenopause) and millennial, used to describe someone orbiting the millennial aesthetic or mindset without actually being part of the generation.
Ryan: “Ugh I miss Vine.”
Remy: “That was so perimillennial of you.”
perimillennial by Rrrrremy May 9, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026