premature edrunkulation 

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

premature edrunkulation by T. McGinty May 10, 2011

premature drunkulation 

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party

Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.

premature drunkulation by nardkat123 October 28, 2010