preasts

An idiot term for a woman's breasts

Mel you have huge preasts, may i fork them?

by nup September 10, 2005

preassurance

The act of offering support or reassurance to someone before they have even expressed concern for the situation they are in. Sometimes a welcome gesture, but more often than not is not helpful to the situation and may worsten the concerns of the person or create concern where it previously did not exist.
Usually not a malicious gesture, sometimes just an act of ignorance.

Mike: "I'm asking Jenny out tonight!"
Tom: "Yeah man, I'm sure you'll be fine. She's probably dated fat guys with acne before and your breath isn't that bad"
Mike: "Thanks for the preassurance dude"

by ouchjeez May 9, 2008

preasteregg

An Easter Egg that occurs retroactively and unintentionally foreshadows where an actor (for example) will progress their career.

David Tennant's character walking in front of The Doctor Who Museum, in the TV series Blackpool (2004) is a preasteregg of him going on to portray the titular character of Doctor Who.

by j@k3yboi January 3, 2024