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povi by tessa robb February 19, 2024
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Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.
The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.
The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.
povism by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022
Maury Povich
besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.
Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!
Maury Povich by woobie June 13, 2005
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Maury Povich
Host to one of the most nauseating talk shows exibiting people of the lowest moral fiber trying to gain sympathy for either
1.being a complete whore and not knowing which of the 10 guys she has slept with is the baby's daddy. Even though it has been 6 different episodes. Boo Hoo! Just can't seem to keep my legs closed. Already have 5 kids and I don't know who they daddies are either!
2.Failing to understand that their partner is a whore and will always fail the lie detector test because they will cheat over and over again. Even though this time it's fr rrreal! Jus cuz he beat me don mean he don love me!!
3.Try to figure out who the fuck is a man or a woman by holding a contest ( just a ruse to get hit on by transvestites)!
4.Having a panel of pre-teens proudly displaying themselves claiming that their vagina is already worn and they is only 12 years old. They smoke weed and drink Hennessy and they even got paid two hundred dollas one time for giving a man a lap dance, and he was all of Thirty years old. It don't matter, you don't know me, I do what I want!
5.Wasting that whole hour recapping past episodes because the producers have nothing new to offer, they've done it all.
7.When all is said and done, you can always turn it on to make yourself feel better because you know that unless you are some in-bred ghetto assed crack smoking ignorant whore, you cannot possibly be off any worse than his guests. Thank god!!
1.being a complete whore and not knowing which of the 10 guys she has slept with is the baby's daddy. Even though it has been 6 different episodes. Boo Hoo! Just can't seem to keep my legs closed. Already have 5 kids and I don't know who they daddies are either!
2.Failing to understand that their partner is a whore and will always fail the lie detector test because they will cheat over and over again. Even though this time it's fr rrreal! Jus cuz he beat me don mean he don love me!!
3.Try to figure out who the fuck is a man or a woman by holding a contest ( just a ruse to get hit on by transvestites)!
4.Having a panel of pre-teens proudly displaying themselves claiming that their vagina is already worn and they is only 12 years old. They smoke weed and drink Hennessy and they even got paid two hundred dollas one time for giving a man a lap dance, and he was all of Thirty years old. It don't matter, you don't know me, I do what I want!
5.Wasting that whole hour recapping past episodes because the producers have nothing new to offer, they've done it all.
7.When all is said and done, you can always turn it on to make yourself feel better because you know that unless you are some in-bred ghetto assed crack smoking ignorant whore, you cannot possibly be off any worse than his guests. Thank god!!
I wuz wachn Maury Povich las yesterday, n he had on that bitch Felicha,you know. That ho who wuz tryin to all up on Ray Ray's grill this pas Saturday night at Jonelle's sister's cousin's crib. That bitch was all tryin to be all shady n shit sayin that he was th baby's daddy after she done went on his show five times already tryin to pass it off on eight other dudes! She crazy if she don think I is gonnna sit herr n not clock a bitch upside her head! She don no! Bitch don no me, I do what I want! I do what I want!
Maury Povich by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008