To have hard sex with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just "meat" to you.
To "pound" means to pound her, to have hard sex until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!
Jeff: I met up with Laura last night
Mike: Hahaha, did you pound the meat?
Jeff: Of course! She couldn't walk the next day, she loves it.
Mike: Ok but don't be developing any feelings for her or the phrase "pound the meat" will loose all value!"
Jeff: hahaha so true Mike, so true.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!