pottywasp 

A high-pitched fart of medium to long duration that produces a buzzing sound, usually formed by a tight sphincter. Like its namesake, the pottywasp usually dies after stin(k)ging once, but some breeds can attack several innocent bystanders before their lifespan ends.

Dude, run - someone just tore open a nest of pottywasps in here and the windows are locked!

pottywasp by G. Bush January 21, 2007

Pottynapper 

noun- one who falls asleep on the toilet while completely intoxicated. pants at ankles. In most cases, individual is locked in the bathroom and mistaken for dead. In order for one to be a ture pottynapper emergency crews must be on seen and door must be broken down

Bitch is a motherfuckin pottynapper... I thought that nigga was dead.

Pottynapper by Nigga Bone February 6, 2009

pottytastic

1. (adj) when a person is so skilled that they manage to urinate a little on the toilet seat while sitting down and urinating.

2. (adj) a person who can receive a swirly and still look fabulous. rawr.

I am so pottytastic. You may want to clean up your toiloet seat before using it again

pottytastic by cuteliitlehomieG December 30, 2009

pattywampus 

adj. usually used to describe women of a crazy, loose or unpredictable nature

After I fucked her in the ass, that bitch got all pattywampus on me.

pattywampus by donnyJohnny May 10, 2011

Pottywash 

When a poop is so large it splashes your butthole.

"That dung just gave me a pottywash!"

"C'mon you son of a bitch get out... get out...OUT! ...ahhh. Oh!"

"Yeah? Well my poo was so big I got pottywashed!"

Pottywash by alfur October 2, 2012