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Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009
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Pottaface 

Pronounced: "pott-a-face"
Used to describe someone who looks like or reads too much Harry Potter
Steve: "Wtup man? you wanna kick it?"
Jon: "Can't...gotta finish reading my Harry Potter book. I'm On chapter 22"
Steve: "What! You fuckin' POTTAFACE!"
Pottaface by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

harryied potterfied 

to fuse with harry
have u been harryied potterfied?

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.
"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"
pooderface by pooderman April 18, 2010

pookerface 

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.
Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!
pookerface by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

Otterface 

When one rubs their face rapidly under the water while showering, similar to an otter rubbing its own face while cleaning itself.
Jackie otterfaces at least 10 times in the duration of her shower.
Otterface by tokerama July 27, 2011

potterfaced 

I heard you were potterfaced last night
potterfaced by Anonymous April 2, 2003