potter block 

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.

Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"

potter block by Wildabeaf September 11, 2008

potter block 

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.

Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"

potter block by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008

Poster-block 

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".

LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!

Poster-block by AirXMyth March 2, 2010

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince 

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008