Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 May 04, 2018

Louisiana Pothole

It’s a rim job with Louisiana hot sauce

Did she just give you a “Louisiana Pothole”?

by BigDaddyTank57 December 09, 2018

ocean pothole

A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.

Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.

by Texas Twinkie February 03, 2022

Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.

by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011

Portland Pothole

When you take a runny shit on your girls chest and it runs down and fills up her belly button.

I was sliding my fingers from my girls chest and hit a Portland Pothole on my way down...looks like she's gonna get more than just my fingers in her vajayjay.

by JoeJoeDancer July 03, 2012

Manhattan Pothole

The act of depositing your load in a girls belly button then, smacking her belly button so your jiz splatters all over like you hit a pothole.

John : " Aw man i gotta wash my sheets after work tonight"
Patrick: "Oh ya whyzat?"
John: " I Manhattan Potholed this chick and it got EVERYWHERE!"

by Quirk37 January 26, 2011

Paprika pothole

1. Female genitals with ginger pubic hair.

2. A traditional nottinhamshire dish.

1. Ooh, I fell into her paprika pothole.


2.Customer: Erm, yes, hello, I'd like the paprika pothole to start

Waitress: Of course. Would you like mayo on it?

by Jaymanbrap September 24, 2008