Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 4, 2014

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 11, 2010

Potatoing

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.

So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!

by DyingWhale January 29, 2015

potatoe

An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.

When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!

by Davedwine April 22, 2007

Potato

(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.

Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"

by CoreyFeldmanHero March 2, 2009

Potato

n. a slang and publically acceptable term used to describe ignorant African Americans.

If that black man does not quit riding his bike down the side of the interstate, he will quickly become a mashed potato after I hit him with my car.

by mediocremaiden October 31, 2010

Potatoe

The act of smoking the marijuana that had been grown by a person that has passed away forehand.

Potatoe Pot weed

by Patanjali March 9, 2014