a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend
"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"
by badbby42 November 28, 2018
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something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.
PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
by DaChazman September 05, 2004
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A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.
Hannah, are you being a bed-potato again? League of Angels?
by itikky July 24, 2016
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A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.
"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"
by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013
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The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p
MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
by Blitzs November 14, 2012
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