When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.
Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."
When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;]
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).