a vagina,so gastly that it reeks of big foots dick from a five foot radius with inner lips being more visible than outer lips or outer lips being gone completely.also harrier than any known primate.
man1:whos that fat chick?
man2:i don know.
man1:looks kinda like rosie o'donnel.
man2:dude u think she has a cheese pot?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'