An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
by EdelweissPirat August 11, 2024
A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!
Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
When you are completely constipated to where it starts causing abdominal pain because you're so full of waste, you take posobiec so you are able to see the excrement you contain within yourself
by alissa914 August 11, 2024
To tell elaborate stories one knows is false to promote division or convince others of the truthfulness of the stories, no matter how ridiculous and implausible they are to persons of ordinary intelligence.
"Jack, how do you afford such an affluent lifestyle?"
"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."
"Don't you mean 'fish'?"
"No man, it's donkeys."
"Oh, okay."
"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."
"Don't you mean 'fish'?"
"No man, it's donkeys."
"Oh, okay."
"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
by Don Snoreleone August 12, 2024
by Super Johnson August 11, 2024
Another way of saying "so be it" in reference to consequences faced by Jan 6 insurrectionists.
a phrase coined for one of the key figures and organizers of events surrounding that day. Jack Posobiec
a phrase coined for one of the key figures and organizers of events surrounding that day. Jack Posobiec
by youcanbytemyascii January 28, 2022