Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
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Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
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Posobiec

When you are completely constipated to where it starts causing abdominal pain because you're so full of waste, you take posobiec so you are able to see the excrement you contain within yourself
This political ad is so full of crap that I need to take a posobiec.
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Posobiec

To tell elaborate stories one knows is false to promote division or convince others of the truthfulness of the stories, no matter how ridiculous and implausible they are to persons of ordinary intelligence.
"Jack, how do you afford such an affluent lifestyle?"

"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."

"Don't you mean 'fish'?"

"No man, it's donkeys."

"Oh, okay."

"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
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Posobiec

Someone suffering with a severe micro penis.
Damn Jack! Ain't never seen a dick that small. You are one grade A Posobiec.
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Posobiec

Another way of saying "so be it" in reference to consequences faced by Jan 6 insurrectionists.

a phrase coined for one of the key figures and organizers of events surrounding that day. Jack Posobiec
"Did you hear the neighbor got their Posobiec today? 5 years in prison, each"
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