Richard Lai was walking down the street on day when an innocent, naive child was run over by his porkus head!
by dorkus March 02, 2003
Dorkus: "Anyone who's anyone will be here: The Emperor, Princess Oomla, The Royal Court, even real estate empresario Tronald Dump!"
by Dorkus May 15, 2019
"It is intrygopical that an anal dildo for men with a scrotal massage unit attached to it be manufactured and marketed by the sex toy industry."
by dorkus November 17, 2004