3 definitions by dorkus

porkus

of or pertaining to the stature of a pork like figure

Richard Lai was walking down the street on day when an innocent, naive child was run over by his porkus head!

by dorkus March 2, 2003

intrygopical: adj. a. relating to something which does not exist but should exist; b. imperative.

"It is intrygopical that an anal dildo for men with a scrotal massage unit attached to it be manufactured and marketed by the sex toy industry."

by dorkus November 17, 2004

the man who built Dump Towers

You're discharged

Dorkus: "Anyone who's anyone will be here: The Emperor, Princess Oomla, The Royal Court, even real estate empresario Tronald Dump!"

by dorkus May 15, 2019