Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
by furrywall June 17, 2011
Get the Porking it mug.To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
by sexycheese July 5, 2009
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Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.
Fun though.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.
Fun though.
Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!
by Larry Mcgrieger May 3, 2008
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- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011
Get the polking it mug.Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave
"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")
by adogg November 10, 2008
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Get the Straight John Porkin’ it mug.When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020
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