pork sworded Share definition Flag The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both. "Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister" pork sworded by richard piper June 29, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the pork sworded mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch