Pop Tarts 

An extremely delicious treat.

"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."

Pop Tarts by BrianNJ December 27, 2007

Pop Tarts 

2 definitions

These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.

Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.

Pop Tarts by Missy M August 29, 2005

pop tarts 

A nickname given to a person, almost always a girl but sometimes a fat guy, when there nipples are visibly erect.

Check out pop tarts over there, and it's not cold in here.

pop tarts by sheeplostsanity June 29, 2004

POP TARTS 

A code word used to describe white people.

Girl all of these Pop Tarts are getting on my nerves, I can't wait until I get off.

POP TARTS by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

Pop Tarts from your Uncle 

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

Pop Tarts from your Uncle by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

Pop tarts in the oven 

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

Pop tarts in the oven by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

pop tarts th 

taste like dirtsth

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pop tarts th by Brody A. Hall September 26, 2025