A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer May 12, 2011
After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.
30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."
"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
by Probably Dan But Maybe Not September 5, 2015