Pooptraction

When you get the urge to poop and it comes and goes in waves.

I feel a pooptraction coming on right now.

Pooptraction by Zinantha March 30, 2019

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

Poop-traction by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

pootractions 

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

pootractions by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

co-pooperation 

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

co-pooperation by Mattycake's December 16, 2018

Protraction 

protraction is just another word for cutting. the reason it is protraction is because on degrassi, that girl ellie cut herself with a protractor. this is how most kids find out about cutting. they then think it is something useful to learn how to do. since they saw ellie from degrassi use a protractor, theses poor ignorent kids then cut with a protractor not knowing what else to use. this is what protraction is. if you cut, then you have protracted. if you are cutting, then you are protracting. if you are a cutter, you are not a protractor. You are a cutter.

Person 1: omg, last night on degrassi, ellie protracted her self ( she cut herself).

Person 2: yeah, when she was in the bathroom, she was protracting right out in the open! That was stupid as hell! anyone who protracts right in the middle of the school bathroom is just a total retard. they just look for attention. Real cutters don't do that. They go to protraction help (therapy).

Person 1: yeah, if you really are a cutter your going to protract secritively.

Person 2: exactly why degrassi is funny. plus the fake shoot-out and how like everyone is stupid and melo-dramatic.

Person 1: lol, that's the only way to watch it.

Protraction by Caycie November 3, 2006

pooperation

Noun

Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/

1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but

reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.

"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."

pooperation by billebllunt May 8, 2014