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The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.
Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.
Pooples by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011
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Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.
Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.
Pooples by Ferox13 July 16, 2003
The chunks of poop left in the toilet after the first flush.
Who left the pooples in the toilet?
Pooples by Mike O'Brien July 16, 2008
I have a pooples.
Pooples by Bbeh May 19, 2010
Something you say when you just went to say that bad word.
"OH POOPLES I JUST CRAPED MYSELF!"
Pooples by LucyWeest April 29, 2016
The small balls of poop that occur usually due to bad digestive health.
“Ah man, I gotta eat more veggies, I shat pooples earlier
Pooples by bobasaurus rex October 29, 2020

fruity pooples 

when one eats too much colored icing, followed by defacation of small, ROUND, colored poopoo pebbled particles.
Wes ate too much cake icing at the birthday party yesterday. Today, he had the fruity pooples.
fruity pooples by matt, matt, scott December 12, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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