Pooples 

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

Pooples by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

Pooples 

Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.

Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.

Pooples by Ferox13 July 16, 2003

Pooples 

The chunks of poop left in the toilet after the first flush.

Who left the pooples in the toilet?

Pooples by Mike O'Brien July 16, 2008

Pooples 

A pet mushroom, usually blue.

I have a pooples.

Pooples by Bbeh May 19, 2010

Pooples 

Something you say when you just went to say that bad word.

"OH POOPLES I JUST CRAPED MYSELF!"

Pooples by LucyWeest April 29, 2016

Pooples 

The small balls of poop that occur usually due to bad digestive health.

“Ah man, I gotta eat more veggies, I shat pooples earlier”

Pooples by bobasaurus rex October 29, 2020

fruity pooples 

when one eats too much colored icing, followed by defacation of small, ROUND, colored poopoo pebbled particles.

Wes ate too much cake icing at the birthday party yesterday. Today, he had the fruity pooples.

fruity pooples by matt, matt, scott December 12, 2007