poop blind 

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

poop blind by 367 September 27, 2018

Poonblinded 

When a guy makes a ridiculously stupid decision because he thinks he is going to get some.

Ex. Poonblinded Dan stays up til 6am the night before mcats at a girls place because he has his poonblinders on. And he gets a parking ticket to top it off.

Poonblinded by zeemallard March 3, 2009