poop attack 

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.

I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)

poop attack by the man with the horrible smel June 29, 2009

poop attack 

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

poop attack by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Poop Attack 

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

Poop Attack by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

poop attack 

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.

I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!

poop attack by steven1534 April 28, 2011

poop attack 10 

poop attack 10

Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what's poop attack 10"
Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what"

poop attack 10 by dio the road roller March 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020