(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
by bowlofoatmeal February 2, 2022
by warspawn September 2, 2021
When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022
A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020