Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 12, 2011

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

by Business Horse March 05, 2012

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee May 24, 2018

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk March 11, 2016

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 21, 2010

russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 11, 2017