Poodle

Some one that is being a little bitch about something

Dave: want to go smoke dope?
Jeff: Nah.

Dave: why you being such a poodle about it?

by Mooser11 March 28, 2010

Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 6, 2010

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

Poodling

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.

by EllieCee May 30, 2008

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 4, 2006

poodled

To be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. Happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.

Derived from Fee-fee = Fifi

I've been poodled by Capital One!

by Abiebaby April 14, 2005

Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.

She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.

by Doctor George May 20, 2011