Poodikkin 

illin out, yo.

Guy:Did you steal my wallet?
Girl:Yup
Guy:You straight poodikkin. Give it back!

Poodikkin by Nexodus October 1, 2009

Pogodickin 

One who has sexual intercourse with any dick they cum across.

Jane was pogodickin from state to state again.

Pogodickin by Wednesday jel January 3, 2017

Poopiekins

The only honest known term of endearment for Eric Cartman/like people... (Only given by insanely sweet People who are in love with the subject/person) ie. Leanne Cartman(His Mum)

Ooh Poopiekins, would you like another Fudge Doughnut/Cup Cake/Black Forest Gateaux etc..?

Poopiekins by DebbieMmm... January 11, 2009

Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Johnny poopdicking by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

Poodanking 

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

PoopieKingShirePenis 

To poop out a king size penis turd.

A Shire that has a pooping penis.

A king that has a pooping king that poops penises.

''PoopieKingShirePenis do not poop there!''

PoopieKingShirePenis by Pooargaro February 9, 2010

Poodlekins 

a harmless pet name for your lover

hey poodlekins, i love you :)

Poodlekins by night rider 111 November 13, 2011