Poo Dust 

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.

Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!

Poo Dust by Alilbutt November 29, 2010

Poo dust 

Fecal matter residue left near the opening and linings of the anus that was not properly wiped off and has thus solidified. These poo particles can remain for days and are often only expelled through showering or through farting which causes these particles to explode in small clouds of dust, leading to the term "poo dust."

(Friend to roomate) I just farted and I'm pretty sure the last remnants of my poo dust have now evaporated.

Poo dust by Mitch Mathers April 20, 2009

Poo Dust 

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.

When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.

Poo Dust by Smasher99 January 27, 2020

poo dust 

fart,poo particles,ass gas,

i asked if anyone wanted to smell my poo dust

poo dust by bensont July 2, 2006

dusty poo

A person who loves to eat dust mites.

Dustun is such a dusty poo.

dusty poo by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019