Poo

That gross brown stuff

I found your poo, hands over poo.

by Also rock dick luck ltd February 3, 2020

Poo

A soft version of poop indicating you didn't eat taco bell prior.

James: I gotta use the restroom.
John: Didn't you only have a crossiant?
James: Yeah it's just a poo.

by aviddictionaryuser February 25, 2022

Poo

The brown gooey mixture, that comes out of your bum it contains your left over food, that doesn't need to be in your guts.💩💩💩

Poo is a Brown gooey mixture!

by Livanntia October 18, 2019

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 13, 2016

PP Poo Poo

When your mom asks what is in this heavy, stinky, brown sock, you might say, "PP Poo Poo." She will completely understand.

Mom: Hey I found this sock under your bed. It is brown and wet. It also smells like poop. What is in this sock tell me or your grounded.
You: PP Poo Poo
Mom: Oh ok, your off the hook. You know when I was your age I also had a PP Poo Poo sock. It's a phase all teenagers go through.

by Einstein Epstein October 12, 2020

stinky poo poos

the gas that emits from the creepy crawlers in nazi zombies for black ops

watch your b theres some stinky poo poos comin behind you!

by LaCasa December 6, 2010

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016